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  • CL > chicago > city of chicago > community > lost & found

    Money found (Lakeview)

    I found $3 near Roscoe and Ashland. If you lost it, let me know.

    Roscoe at Ashland (google map) (yahoo map)

    • Location: Lakeview
    • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
  • alexandria
    Nathan Hiemstra
    Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 3:04 AM

    You really are stupid aren't you??


    Original craigslist post:
    http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/laf/4304645358.html

  • Nathan Hiemstra
    alexandria
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 2:44 PM
    Someone must have dropped it on the ground because I found it on the ground. It was right by my house but I know it wasn't me, lol. Do you?
  • alexandria
    Nathan Hiemstra
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 4:53 PM
    Its three dollars!!!..keep it! No one will care...
  • Nathan Hiemstra
    alexandria
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 4:55 PM
    What if they ask for it? Can you help me understand?
  • alexandria
    Nathan Hiemstra
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 5:03 PM
    No one will ask for it...I doubt they even noticed it was missing...
    Look at it like this..you have a bag of chips and your drop three...a homeless person sees them on the floor..are you going to ask for them back or let him eat them...
  • Nathan Hiemstra
    alexandria
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 5:12 PM

    OMG, this money is from a homeless person? Now I feel really bad! I think I know who it is too, she always has lots of blankets on, even in the summer! She sleeps at the bus stop, even in the day!! I dowt she has teh internet though. Should I print out the Craigslist add and show her?

    Homeless must be so hungry to eat chips off the ground, lol. But that's funny.

    Do you believe in God?

  • alexandria
    Nathan Hiemstra
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 5:16 PM
    It was a metaphor!!! How old are you?!?!!!!
  • Nathan Hiemstra
    alexandria
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 5:18 PM
    Are you mad at me? I'm 40.
  • alexandria
    Nathan Hiemstra
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 5:20 PM
    Really?!! And you are acting like a 5 year old?! Spend the money! If you dont feel right doing that then give it to someone homeless..problem solved..
  • Nathan Hiemstra
    alexandria
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 5:25 PM
    What if they buy alcohol with it? My cousin accidentally drank beer instead and now he has big problems and I don't want that to happen to me. If the homeless makes me buy for them because he's underage I will feel bad like I made them do it. How do I live a good life?
  • alexandria
    Nathan Hiemstra
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 5:38 PM
    No one accidentally buys beer and no one can make you buy them beer...its all a matter of choice...you choose the life you live..people just try and help influence your decisions bit in the long run its you who makes the choice...if you choose the wrong one then that's on you..you need to watch the movie dangerous minds...
    Just take the money..buy some bread and some lunch meat make sandwiches and give them to homeless people...you are making this way more complicated then what it has to be
  • Nathan Hiemstra
    alexandria
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 7:11 PM
    I made the homeless some sandwiches:
    http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/laf/4004646398.html
    I hope they get them before they go bad. If I have to throw them away or eat them then I'll feel bad because I wasted the homeless money.
  • CL > chicago > city of chicago > community > lost & found

    Sandwiches for homeless (Lakeview)

    Hi, I found some money and made sandwiches to give to the homeless. If you are homeless and would like a sandwich I will give it to you.

    God bless.

    Roscoe at Ashland (google map) (yahoo map)

    • Location: Lakeview
    • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
  • alexandria
    Nathan Hiemstra
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 7:14 PM
    Dude..I meant to literally go hand them to them on the street...
  • Nathan Hiemstra
    alexandria
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 7:35 PM
    Won't this work?
  • alexandria
    Nathan Hiemstra
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 7:36 PM
    No..don't be stupid man..
    Homeless people don't have internet!
  • Nathan Hiemstra
    alexandria
    RE: Money Found (Lakeview)
    August 15, 2013 8:03 PM
    You might be right. No one has answered the ad yet and I've already eaten two of the sandwiches. I feel like a bad person. Also, I bought some beer because I was afraid he'd make me buy him some but I didn't want to add to his problems if he so instead of giving them to him I'm trying to drink them before he answers my ad and now I'm feeling funny. Am I an alcoholic? What should I do? I WISH I NEVER FOUND THAT MONEY!!! Please help!

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