You really are stupid aren't you??

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Original craigslist post:
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/laf/4304645358.html

Someone must have dropped it on the ground because I found it on the ground. It was right by my house but I know it wasn't me, lol. Do you?

Its three dollars!!!..keep it! No one will care...

What if they ask for it? Can you help me understand?

No one will ask for it...I doubt they even noticed it was missing...
Look at it like this..you have a bag of chips and your drop three...a homeless person sees them on the floor..are you going to ask for them back or let him eat them...

OMG, this money is from a homeless person? Now I feel really bad! I think I know who it is too, she always has lots of blankets on, even in the summer! She sleeps at the bus stop, even in the day!! I dowt she has teh internet though. Should I print out the Craigslist add and show her?

Homeless must be so hungry to eat chips off the ground, lol. But that's funny.

Do you believe in God?

It was a metaphor!!! How old are you?!?!!!!

Are you mad at me? I'm 40.

Really?!! And you are acting like a 5 year old?! Spend the money! If you dont feel right doing that then give it to someone homeless..problem solved..

What if they buy alcohol with it? My cousin accidentally drank beer instead and now he has big problems and I don't want that to happen to me. If the homeless makes me buy for them because he's underage I will feel bad like I made them do it. How do I live a good life?

No one accidentally buys beer and no one can make you buy them beer...its all a matter of choice...you choose the life you live..people just try and help influence your decisions bit in the long run its you who makes the choice...if you choose the wrong one then that's on you..you need to watch the movie dangerous minds...
Just take the money..buy some bread and some lunch meat make sandwiches and give them to homeless people...you are making this way more complicated then what it has to be

I made the homeless some sandwiches:
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/laf/4004646398.html
I hope they get them before they go bad. If I have to throw them away or eat them then I'll feel bad because I wasted the homeless money.

Dude..I meant to literally go hand them to them on the street...

Won't this work?

No..don't be stupid man..
Homeless people don't have internet!

You might be right. No one has answered the ad yet and I've already eaten two of the sandwiches. I feel like a bad person. Also, I bought some beer because I was afraid he'd make me buy him some but I didn't want to add to his problems if he so instead of giving them to him I'm trying to drink them before he answers my ad and now I'm feeling funny. Am I an alcoholic? What should I do? I WISH I NEVER FOUND THAT MONEY!!! Please help!