- Anchovies
- Vagina of the Sea
- - Sarah Holtschlag
- Beer
- Earwax
- - Nathan Hiemstra
- Beets
- Innards found in a swamp
- - Anne Hensley
- Basement dirt
- - Nathan Hiemstra
- Boiled vegetables
- Soggy cardboard fiber
- - Aaron Schimer
- Brie
- The dank caves of southern France
- - Matt S.
- Brussel Sprouts
- Sour, bitterness. A bad attitude.
- - Andy Farrell
- Celery
- The packing tape of food
- - Nathan Hiemstra
- Cilantro
- Peed-on weed trimmings
- - Derek Lee Barton
- Coffee
- Burnt dirt
- - Nathan Hiemstra
- Cottage Cheese
- Gross foam you see on beaches
- - Marina Goldshteyn
- Cucumbers
- Crunchy water
- - Nathan G.
- Good-N-Plentys
- I swallow them whole so I don't taste them
- - Bryan Dunk
- Hot dogs
- Regurgitation of the worst kinds of meat.
- - Kate S.
- Hot raisins
- The ticks of food.
- - Jessica Lynam
- Malört
- Grapefruit and ashtray
- - Someone at the bar
- The night dad left
- - Someone at the bar
- Mushrooms
- Soggy feet
- - Jim Krok
- Mussels
- Salty rubber bands
- - Bobby LaPorte
- Olives
- B.O. + old leather couch
- - Nathan Hiemstra
- Peas
- Pimples
- - Anna Coyle's Dad
- Pizza
- Soggy, mushy, moist
- - Julie Goldberg Gordon
- Potatoes
- Hard to chew, no pay off
- - Mindy Park
- Raisins
- Little bits of Hell
- - Anna Coyle's friend
- Raw onions
- Crunchy beads of armpit sweat
- - May BaMaung
- Seafood
- Chewy, slimy, suspicious
- - Jordan V.
- Sour cream
- Rotten garbage milk
- - Mark W.
- Steak
- Chewing purgatory
- - Nathan Hiemstra
- Ranch dressing
- Spoiled milk left outside in an an herb garden and blended together then used as sunscreen on a gross
sweaty man
- - Marina Goldshteyn
- Watermelon
- Soggy pink sponge infested with black beetles that break your teeth or choke you
- - Derek Lee Barton
- White pepper
- Tastes like the smell of cow manure
- - Amy Boucher