Talking With Kids

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Nayt: Uh, hello, is this the police?
Alyssa: Yes.
Nayt: Hi police, uh, I've got a problem.
Alyssa: What?
Nayt: It started snowing.
Alyssa: What?
Nayt: It started snowing at my house and I don't want it to snow.
Alyssa: Uh, we don't do snow problems.
Nayt: You don't?
Alyssa: No.
Nayt: What can I do?
Alyssa: You, uh, here Nayt, pretent that, uh, you should have a new name in this.
Nayt: Okay what's my new name?
Alyssa: ...in this game.
Nayt: A new name and what?
Alyssa: In this game.
Nayt: Oh, what's my new name?
Alyssa: Uh your new name is... Phone Property Guy.
Nayt: Stone Property Guy?
Alyssa: Phone Property Guy!
Nayt: Phone Property Guy?
Alyssa: Yeah.
Nayt: Uh, hello, is this the police?
Alyssa: Yes.
Nayt: This is Phone Property Guy.
Alyssa: Yes?
Nayt: Um, I'm having a problem with my phone.
Alyssa: What?
Nayt: I tried to build a house in my phone, and when I tried to call my home, I got a message saying that my property wasn't big enough for me to live in.
Alyssa: Oh, that's really a big problem.
Nayt: It is.
Alyssa: That's probably because you have too much cats.
Nayt: We, well, I have seven, is that too many?
Alyssa: Yes.
Nayt: How many can I have?
Alyssa: Only one.
Nayt: Well what I going to do with these other cats?
Alyssa: Uh, you can just, just call them, call me and I'll get the fire department to put the cats on each ladder step.
Nayt: Okay.
Alyssa: One right here, one right here, what, one right here, one right here, one right here.
Nayt: That's a great solution. Um, okay, let me call you back. Hello?
Alyssa: Hi.
Nayt: Um, yeah, do you have a ladder?
Alyssa: Yeah.
Nayt: Becasue I've got a problem. I've got seven cats but I'm only allowed to have one.
Alyssa: Okay.
Nayt: And I was wondering if you can put the cats one on each step of the ladder so I can live in my house.
Alyssa: Um, I don't think we can do that but maybe we can.
Nayt: Okay. Now do you have a ladder?
Alyssa: Mmm, yeah.
Nayt: Do you have a cat ladder?
Alyssa: Mmm, no but they can be on our fire ladder.
Nayt: They can be on your fire ladder?
Alyssa: Mmm-hmm.
Nayt: Well, do they have to help with putting out fires?
Alyssa: Oh yeah.
Nayt: That's good because they've been in training. 'Cause you know how cats don't like water? Well cats don't like water, did you know that?
Alyssa: No.
Nayt: Well they don't like water. But you know what that means?
Alyssa: What?
Nayt: They love fire.
Alyssa: Ohhh.
Nayt: So they would really like to work for the fire department. And be on your ladder.
Alyssa: Ohh.
Nayt: Do they have to pay rent?
Alyssa: Um, do they have paws?
Nayt: What?
Alyssa: Do they have paws?
Nayt: Yeah they have paws.
Alyssa: And claws?
Nayt: Yeah, they all have claws.
Alyssa: And teeth.
Nayt: Yup.
Alyssa: And fur?
Nayt: Yup. But one of them doesn't have fur.
Alyssa: Okay.
Nayt: It got burned off in a fire.
Alyssa: You can have that one.
Nayt: That's the only on I, that's the one I have to keep?
Alyssa: Mmm-hmm.
Nayt: Now, these cats they all have, umm, fire proof fur. Is that good or bad?
Alyssa: Uhh, good.
Nayt: Why is it good?
Alyssa: Because they can, umm, they can help me put out the fire as long as they be careful 'cause it, 'cause we take care of a really big fire...
Nayt: Yeah?
Alyssa: And that fire is so big that they have to go on the, go on ladder, save people- they can't help with the fire.
Nayt: No?
Alyssa: Fire people can.
Nayt: Okay.
Alyssa: Not the cats.
Nayt: Wait, so the cats help, help save people but they can't try to put out the fire?
Alyssa: No.
Nayt: Okay.
Alyssa: They'll get burnt.
Nayt: Okay. Now can cats save only people or can they save other cats too?
Alyssa: They can save dogs.
Nayt: They can save dogs?
Alyssa: Mmm-hmm.
Nayt: Will the dogs, won't the dogs be afraid of them?
Alyssa: No.
Nayt: Hmm.
Alyssa: As long as my puppy, he can help the other cats.
Nayt: Yeah?
Alyssa: Mmm-hmm.
Nayt: I'll tell him. Thank you.
Alyssa: You're welcome.

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Nayt: Why did the snake get a drink of water?
Caleb: Because it drinks wa-, because it want a bath.
Nayt: Ha ha. Your turn.
Caleb: Why did the ceiling step onto the ceileing?
Nayt: Why?
Caleb: You say why.
Nayt: Because he didn't notice himself.
Liz: Ha ha ha.
Caleb: Ha. Why did the elephant be killed by the giraffe?
Nayt: Because the giraffe shot him with an elephant gun.
Caleb: Your turn.
Nayt: Why did- why did Santa live in the north pole between Friday and Saturday?
Caleb: Because on S-, on Friday it's Christmas!
Nayt: Hm hm hm.
Caleb: Why do they eat the pee tree?
Nayt: What?
Caleb: Why the art in the pee turn?
Nayt: What?
Caleb: When the arm in the pee cherry?
Nayt: Why did the arm in the pee terry?
Caleb: Uh huh.
Nayt: Why? Oh, because- because her arms got to tired the pee terry took over.
Caleb: Ha! My turn. Why did the car be killed by the giraffe?
Nayt: Why did the car be killed by the giraffe? Because the giraffe ran out of gas this time.
Okay. Why did the milk shake spill all over the table and become your father?
Liz: Hahaha.
Caleb: Because- because the girl- because the person knocked it down.
Nayt: Ha ha, ha ha. Your turn.
Caleb: Why did- why did the kno- knock some milk and beco- beco- become your father?
Nayt: What?
Caleb: Why did- why did you took- why'd you took the lion dupted and- and become your father?
Nayt: Because my milk mama wasn't doing the trick.
Liz: Ahh haaaaa.
Nayt: Why did your ear lobe fall all the way down to your elbows and become your ear elbow?
Caleb: Because my ear took it- took it!
Nayt: Yup. Your turn.
Caleb: Why did the light turn to lead- re- to- to- to a different light?
Nayt: Because- because it's time to go. Ho ho ho.
Caleb: Your turn.
Nayt: Why did Santa become rich?
Caleb: Because he's that ridin' little grinch.
Nayt: Okay three more jokes each.
Caleb: Okay.
Nayt: Why did the- why did the puffy sandwich- why was it too big to eat?
Caleb: Because it's- the foots were on of the, on of the bread.
Nayt: Because the foots were on the bread?
Caleb: Mmm hmm.
Nayt: Oh.
Caleb: Why did the- why di- why did- why did the- why did the- why did- why did the store be killed by the giraffe's hoers?
Nayt: the giraffe's what?
Caleb: Holes.
Nayt: Holes? Why did the store be killed by the giraffe's holes?
Caleb: Uh-huh.
Nayt: Because... because the wicked witch felt, felt like the giraffe was getting too big for his own britches so she put a spell on it and she rode it all over town 'un'til it got tired and then there's some hole in it and the house fell over.
Caleb: Why did the li- your turn.
Nayt: Okay, two more. How- why did the mirror show you your happy face?
Caleb: Because it couldn't show you your other faces.
Nayt: Your turn.
Liz: Ha ha ha ha ha haaa ha ha ha.
Trevett: Hey, why- why is Santa the Dalai Lama's favorite person?
Caleb: Why did the truck be riding- was riding riding on the roof and fell down?
Nayt: Because the- because even the rein- 'cause the reindeer painted his toe nails and they weren't dry yet.
Trevett: Nice. No, because he goes around the world giving presents.
Caleb: Your turn.
Nayt: Ha. 'Kay, last- last one. Last one.
Caleb: Why did the- why- why did the car be killed by the giraffe?
Nayt: Why did the car?
Caleb: Uh-huh.
Nayt: Because the giraffe's neck was too long and then the car had to swerve around it.
Caleb: That's the last one.
Nayt: Yep.

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Eleanor: ...touch the eye of the frog on your shirt.
Nayt: No no no no. Touch your toe and then touch your nose. You get it?
Eleanor: No touch- I get it, touch your eye and then your frog.
Nayt: [Sigh] Do- I didn't say anything about touching my eye or my frog.
Dean: Hee hee ha ha.
Nayt: The only two things I said are your toe and your nose.
Dean: Let's- let's- let's- let's see if it works for me. Eleanor, touch your face and then touch your shorts.
Eleanor: Okay I get it. Touch your star and then your foot.
Nayt: [Sign] This girl.
Dean: That's what I said!
Nayt: Wha- what?
Dean: Good job!
Nayt: Hey, it worked for you!
Eleanor: Uh huh. Now- now- umm I do it.
Nayt: Okay.
Eleanor: Shut my door and go away.
Nayt: Okay. So you want me to touch your toe then touch your nose.
Eleanor: No, I want you to shut the door and go away!
Dean: We're leaving Uncle Nayt.
Nayt: Like this? Did I-
Eleanor: Now go away.
Nayt: Did I do it right?
Eleanor and Dean: Now go away.
Nayt: Okay, see ya later.
Dean No, the other way!
Nayt: Oh, go this way?
Dean: Yes!
Nayt: See ya later.
Dean: Close their door.
Nayt: But wait the car's over there.
Dean: No, that car.

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Nayt: Would you say them all one more time?
Emma: Huh?
Nayt: Would you say them all one more time?
Emma: What?
Nayt: Would you say them all one more time?
Emma: What?
Nayt: The names, the nick names, would you say them all one more time?
Emma: Why?
Nayt: Because I want to record it. I really like them and I want to remember them later.
Frank: Seth Field was my favorite.
Nayt: Okay.
Emma: Okay. Oh my gosh. Okay, anyways. So:
Cody Preston is Shark Bait.
Natasha is Hershey Bar.
Umm, Cathy Bags is Bags.
Dan Lance is Dan Lance.
Seth Field is Seth Field.
Erika something is Beyonce.
Uh, Cameron something is Fist.
Umm, Emily Something is Pink.
Katie Haynor is Watermelon.
Umm, Cassie Chambers is Cereal.
Umm, I'm Eggs.
My mom is Mom.
My dad is Dad.
My dog is Romie.
My other dog is Brak.
Uh, I don't know.
Nayt: Thank you.
Emma: Uh huh.
Betsy: That's awesome. You're fun.

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Fiona: ...or make sure they're not dirty.
Dera: Dirty?
Fiona: Yeah. Or, they're not like sitting down under a bench. Don't walk up to them.
Nayt: Why?
Dera: Don't record them!
Nayt: Why, what'll it- what'll it mean if- what'll it mean if I go up to someone under a bench?
Fiona: Well he-
Terry: Fiona, what if that's where they told him to meet? Hey, you know that bench? In the purple park?
Nayt: There's a really nice groove under there. Let's- let's take- let's take it.
Terry: No one sites there but no one will, no one will notice.
Fiona: Well I mean like... don't talk to homeless people?
Terry: Why?
Fiona: I don't know. I- I- I've kinda been scared of homeless people.
Terry: You can talk to homeless people.
Dera: Nayt, turn off the recorder. Terrible.
Nayt: Well I'll delete that part. But I have a different question. I'll change the topic. Okay, what's important to live a good life?
Fiona: Walking around, looking at the sunset. Or the sun, whatever. Don't- actually don't look at the sun.
Nayt: No?
Fiona: Your eyeballs will fall out. I mean you can't, if your eyeballs fall out you can't see who's about to hurt you. So then if you can't see who's about to hurt you, somebody might... hurt you. And then you won't have a life anymore and then, just that, you won't have a good life.
Nayt: Oh God.
Fiona: Technically you won't have a life at all.
Nayt: I'm feeling really scared.
Fiona: Yeah. Don't look at that sun. Anyways you're good now because it's night.
Nayt: Because it's dark? So- so we're safe if it's dark but if it's daytime we're in danger? Okay. What else is important to have a good life?
Fiona: Umm, don't kick over things that somebody else makes. Or-
Nayt: Such as?
Fiona: Such as if like workers are working on a pip- umm, like a sewer...
Nayt: Yeah?
Fiona: Don't knock over that or like destroy anything.
Nayt: Why?
Fiona: Because-
Terry: That's a big problem, knocking over sewers.
Fiona: Not just you will get hurt... those people's feelings will get hurt.
Nayt: What do I care about their feelings?
Fiona: Because that's how you be, do-be nice.
Nayt: Oh, okay. Now, does it benefit me to do-be nice?
Fiona: Y-y-yes.
Nayt: Or does it only benefit them?
Fiona: You want, if you, if you do not-be nice, umm, then you're not going to get friends. If you do-be nice, umm then, they, you get friends.
Terry: I know a lot of not nice people who have friends.
Nayt: So if I do be nice it's good for them and good for me?
Fiona: Yeah. Then you'll have friends then you'll be like, instead of this this [mmm mmm?] you'll be like this [mmmm!] See?
Nayt: And I'll be happy instead of sad?
Fiona: Mmm hmm.
Nayt: Umm, what else is important in life?
Fiona: Umm, well, you always want- you want a family, right?
Nayt: Do I?
Fiona: Uhhhh I don't know.
Nayt: What is a family?
Fiona: A family is- well, me, Neve, me and Neve are sisters. Mom and dad are married.
Nayt: Okay.
Fiona: Dad is my dad. Dad, dad is Neve's dad. Mom is my mom. Neve, M-mom is Neve's mom.
Nayt: Well I have a mom and dad, so do I have a family?
Fiona: Yeah that's a family. But you also want to keep on making your family. Like-
Nayt: So I have to make another mom?
Fiona: Yes...
Nayt: How?
Fiona: But this time you'll be the dad.
Nayt: Oh. So I'll be my mom's dad.
Fiona: Ohhhhh.
Nayt: I'll be my grandpa? That's great! Because I really love my grandpa.
Fiona: No.
Nayt: I don't?
Fiona: No.
Nayt: Oh, I thought I did.
Fiona: No, I mean like- you want to be, you want it, be do-be nice, right?
Nayt: Yeah.
Fiona: Okay.
Nayt: She's elbowing me, by the way, as she says that. I don't know id that's a hint to say yes.
Fiona: Okay. This is getting harder while I talk. Umm... umm, okay. Well first you want a friend. Maybe not, may- um, mm- you could, if you want to, go up to a man and ask him to marry you. Umm, or you could always do it with a woman. Umm, then thi- this is how you do it: you walk up to some woman that you like.
Nayt: Okay.
Fiona: You know, like, you're her friend. But still, she's a woman, not like a woman rabbit. Or like a woman tiger. You don't want to do that. Don't walk up to like a tiger or like- especially don't walk up to a lion or a tiger.
Nayt: Okay.
Terry: Got that? Don't hit on any tigers.
Fiona: No don't...
Nayt: A human woman.
Fiona: Yes.
Nayt: Okay.
Fiona: Like... she's gotta be your age. She can't be like-
Nayt: Exactly? We have to have the same birthday?
Fiona: No. She can't be zero, and get married to you.
Nayt: What-
Fiona: You can't propose to a zero year old.
Nayt: What's the youngest I could propose to someone?
Fiona: Eeehh ummmmmmmmmmmm, forty.
Nayt: Okay.
Fiona: Or-
Nayt: What's the oldest?
Fiona: ...thirty-eight.
Nayt: Thirty-eight, okay.
Fiona: Umm-
Nayt: What's the oldest?
Dera: What if he likes grandmas?
Fiona: Fifty-nine.
Nayt: Fifty-nine.
Fiona: No, fif- fifty.
Nayt: Fifty. Somewhere between thirty-eight and fifty. Okay. So I walk up to a- a woman that I like who's between thirty-eight and fifty and then what?
Fiona: And then you mi- uh, but- she can't be a stranger. She gotta to know you. You've got to date her first.
Nayt: Okay.
Fiona: You can't just be like, uh-ha, like if they're laying under a bench and you don't know them. Don't propose to them if you don't know them, okay?
Nayt: Okay. Now, when I'm dating them what should I be looking for that tells me they'll be a good match?
Fiona: Umm, well, it doesn't have to be a match-
Neve: ...fries.
Fiona: What do you think that is?
Dera: Wait, Fiona, I'm dying to hear the answer. Fiona?
Fiona: So, you've got to date her first.
Nayt: Mmm-hmm.
Fiona: Umm, you've- and then you have to become her girl- um, her boyfriend. Then, later on, you got to secretly buy a ring when she's not around.
Nayt: Uh huh,
Fiona: And then once you finally see her again, go up to her, take the ring, go on your knees, open the box, and say, "Will you marry me?"
Dera: Fiona you said she doesn't have to be a good match?
Fiona: Yeah you could be totally opposites.
Nayt: Oh, okay. But aren't some people- wouldn't some people be better for me to marry than others?
Fiona: What?
Nayt: Like let's say I found two women who- who were between thirty-eight and fifty, how do I-
Fiona: No.
Nayt: Well but they were my friends, and we dated. How do I choose one over the other?
Fiona: You da- dated while you were da- you dated one girl while you were dating the other girl?
Nayt: Yeah, is that okay?
Fiona: No!
Nayt: Oh. Well how-
Fiona: Then you're a jerk. They'll never say yes to you...
Nayt: Oh.
Fiona: ...if you date two people.
Nayt: Oh. Okay. Well then how-
Fiona: Don't!
Nayt: Like, let's say I have-
Fiona: Don't!
Nayt: I will not. I promise. Let's say I have two women friends, and I'm thinking I would like to date both of them, but I have to choose one. How do I choose one over the other?
Fiona: One's gotta be nice, not bratty.
Nayt: Okay.
Fiona: Umm-
Nayt: Does she have to be do-be nice?
Fiona: Yes. She's gotta be do-be nice. Umm- hmmm hmmm
Nayt: So nice, not bratty.
Fiona: Yeah, not bratty.
Nayt: What else?
Fiona: Not like "[snap] mmmmmmm mmmmmmm". That's bratty. Umm, nn- umm not a girl that doesn't have eye balls and she looks at the sun all the time.
Nayt: Right.
Fiona: Umm-
Nayt: Okay.
Fiona: She - she has to, you have to, like, know her personality-
Nayt: Hmmm.
Fiona: ...and like
Dera: What if she says, "I hate art"?
Fiona: What?
Dera: What if she says to him, "I hate art"?
Fiona: I hate art?
Dera: Yeah.
Fiona: Then she's not right. What?
Nayt: Should we like the same things?
Fiona: What?
Nayt: Should we like the same things?
Fiona: No, you don't have to.
Nayt: Some of the-
Fiona: ...but that's really good.
Nayt: Okay. Should we like some of the same things?
Fiona: Sure.
Nayt: Okay.
Fiona: Like mom and dad like art but most of their stuff, they don't like a bunch of stuff that each other likes.
Nayt: Okay.
Fiona: [Sigh].
Nayt: Okay, so start a family.
Fiona: And then-
Nayt: Now how do I choose my children?
Fiona: You can't. It's a surprise.
Nayt: What?!
Fiona: Yeah. But you've got to-
Nayt: What if I don't like them?
Fiona: Too bad!
Nayt: What if they're bratty and they do "mmmmmmm"?
Fiona: Then divorce with the mom, or, I don't know.
Nayt: Oh. This having children part sounds scary.
Fiona: Punish them. Like, spank their bottom.
Neve: What do you think that is?
Fiona: Upper call. I don't know.
Neve: Umm bad.
Fiona: Okay, umm-
Nayt: So I can't choose my children.
Fiona: First of all, I think you have- I'm not telling you, how, to have the baby. You've gotta learn that by yourself.
Nayt: Okay.
Fiona: Umm, haha... no, don't ask me. Seriously.
Nayt: I won't.
Fiona: Okay. Umm, once you have the kid, you have to punish him if- you've always got to punish him.
Dera: haha.
Fiona: Okay?
Nayt: You mean at all times punish him?
Fiona: No at- all the time. I mean like... I mean like-
Nayt: So like if they make- if they make their bed, push them?
Fiona: No. Don't punish them. They do something good, don't punish them.
Nayt: Oh, if they do-be nice, don't punish them.
Fiona: Yes. If they do-be nice-
Nayt: But if they don't-be nice...
Neve: You should know this stuff.
Nayt: ...do-be punish them.
Fiona: Yes.
Neve: You should know this.
Nayt: What do you- what do you mean I should know this?
Neve: You went to school.
Nayt: That's where you learn it?
Neve: Yes.
Fiona: Yes. Yessssss...
Nayt: Now-
Fiona: ...ssssss.
Nayt: Oh, I guess I wasn't paying attention.
Fiona: SSss.
Nayt: Umm, Neve, is there anything that Fiona hasn't mentioned yet that you think makes an important- makes- is important to have a good life?
Neve: No.
Nayt: Okay. What about, God.
Neve: What?
Nayt: What about God?
Fiona: Yeah.
Nayt: Yeah what?
Neve: Yeah. I don't get it.
Nayt: Umm, is God important? In life?
Neve: Of course.
Fiona: Yesss.
Nayt: So what do I do?
Fiona: Yes. He invented you.
Nayt: Okay.
Fiona: He invented human kind.
Nayt: So, should I like write him a letter and say thanks or, what should I do.
Neve: No.
Fiona: You write a letter to God.
Neve: If you feel bad about sometimes, you pray.
Fiona: You have to pray.
Fiona: Jinx.
Nayt: Oh. So is praying like writing a letter but you just don't have to write it and send it?
Neve: Noooooo.
Nayt: You just think it?
Fiona: Okay, you should go to school tomorrow.
Nayt: What sh-
Neve: First day.
Nayt: What should I pray about?
Neve: Ohhh nooo. Anything that makes you feel bad.
Nayt: Okay. So if I do-be feel bad, I should pray?
Neve: Never mind.
Dera: Tell him. Teach him.
Neve: I can't, he's like a- he's a forty year old!
Nayt: Hahaha hahahaha.
Dera: Hahaha.
Nayt: Are you saying I'm too old to learn?
Neve: No. I'm saying you should know this.
Nayt: Well, I was sleeping under a bench for most of my life until about-
Neve: Oh be quiet.
Nayt: ...about ten years ago I was under bench.
Neve: Be quiet.
Dera: Nevey, stop. Listen.
Nayt: Actually you- your parents found me under a bench right before you were born.
Neve: No they didn't!
Fiona: No.
Nayt: And the drug me to their wedding.
Dear: Haha.
Neve: Oh my God. [Gasp!] Fireworks! They're right there! They're right there! Wow.
Fiona: Hey!

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Nayt: Okay, I'm ready.
Olivia: Okay. Life is something that you have that is yours- okay, I ss- see that. I see that!
Nayt: What? I need you to teach me about life?
Olivia: Fine. Life is something that you have that you live it. So you live your life. Okay? Second part of your life.
Nayt: Okay.
Olivia: You need food to survive.
Nayt: Okay.
Olivia: When you- you need food to survive. And you need water to survive. You can only go three days without water. But you can go a whole week without food.
Nayt: Really?
Olivia: Yeah. And you buy this food and water at the Gap- at the store.
Nayt: At this? Okay.
Olivia: At the store. And sometimes you can buy some water at the gas station. Sometimes you just drink tap water.
Nayt: Okay.
Olivia: Okay? And then, the third thing about your life, is... exercise. You need exercise.
Nayt: Why?
Olivia: Because. To stay- to stay healthy. Ohh! Bodus front. You need to stay healthy. You need to eat... a couple of fruits a day, to stay healthy.
Nayt: Okay.
Olivia: You need to h- eat a couple of fruits a day to stay healthy.
Nayt: Okay.
Olivia: And a couple of veggies a day. And- a couple be the protein a day. And now, this protien, this fruit, this veggies. The protein is like meat. Meat is something that you eat with you teeth.
Nayt: Yeah?
Olivia: And so is veggies and so is fruit.
Nayt: Okay.
Olivia: And fruit is something that is juicy and that is really good.
Nayt: Yeah?
Brandi: So what does fruit have in it that's good for you?
Olivia: Vitamins.
Brandi: And?
Olivia: And minerals. And fiber. And for the water, you need- you need water because of your kidneys.
Nayt: Oh.
Olivia: Kidney brother. And...
Brandi: Kidney brother?
Nayt: What about love?
Olivia: Ahh, yes. Love. Love is something other for your life too.
Nayt: Do you need- do you need it?
Olivia: Yes. If you don’t have love then you don't have friends.
Nayt: Okay.
Olivia: And friends are people who like to do stuff with you.
Nayt: How do you-
Olivia: That have fun with you.
Nayt: How do you get friends?
Olivia: How do you get friends? Huh. Good question. How you get friends is, well, you- you say- okay say you see someone and you say "Oh sh- he or she looks like a good friend." Might be a he or it might be a she. So, he- the he or she, if you think it'll be a good friend, you'll- you will say "Hi, what is your name." and then if- when the person tells you- let's use an example.
"Hi."
"Hi, what's your name?"
"Oh, my name is Emily."
"Hi Emily, my name is- Lit-Lilly."
"Hi, do you want to be friends?"
"Sure."
If it's like, if, if you- if it- if um um um um um... yeah. Okay. That's what.
On the veggies, you... the- you need the veggies for to stay healthy. Checkers! Okay I'm done.
Nayt: Okay.
Olivia: I can't do anymore. I know you just recorded that.
Nayt: I know you knew.

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Nayt: Okay, uh, Kian... umm, what- what makes a good life?
Kian: No smoking.
Nayt: What else?
Kian: Staying healthy.
Nayt: Yeah? How do you stay healthy?
Kian: Eat lots of fruits and vegetables.
Nayt: Oh. What else?
Kian: Exercise.
Nayt: Hmm. What kind of exercise?
Kian: Running, jumping, pushups.
Nayt: Mmm hmm. Okay, what else? How do you be happy?
Kian: Play.
Nayt: What else?
Kian: Sharing.
Nayt: Sharing? Who should I share with?
Kian: Ooo ooo ooo ooo. Ooo ooo.
Nancy: Mommy?
Kian: Yeah.
Nancy: I like that "share with mommy to be happy".
Nayt: Should I share with strangers. No? What about my friends. How do you make friends?
Kian: Be nice to them.
Nayt: Mmm. So if I see some people out on the street, like I'm going to go out into the city tomorrow, do I just walk up to some people and start being nice?
Kian: You s-, you say "can I be your friend?"
Nayt: Okay. And if the say yes, then what?
Kian: You could do something.
Nayt: What do freinds do?
Kian: They greet- they greet every time they see them, and they play and they just walk, ride bicycles together.
Nayt: Mmm hmm.
Kian: You know, stuff.
Nayt: Yeah.
Kian: Like things.
Nayt: Okay. Umm, are there any other really important things in life I should know about? What's really important?
Kian: No putting on a fire.
Nayt: No what?
Kian: No putting- no putting on a fire
Nayt: Putting on a fire.
Kian: No putting on.
Nayt: Okay. What about-
Kian: Never jump off a high ledge.
Nayt: What- oh, that's a good one. What else?
Kian: Never talk to strangers 'cause they might be bad.
Nayt: Okay. Oh wait a minute though w-what if I want someone to be my friend and they're a stranger?
Kian: Mmm, first, you should be careful. Becase they might be a bad guy.
Nayt: Okay. How can I tell if they're a good guy or a bad guy?
Kian: Like, if they're wearing like- if you see a gun on them, run away.
Nayt: Okay. Alright, umm, we're wrapping up the interview now. Is there any final piece of advice you have on how to live a good life? Of all the things you told me, what's the most important one?
Kian: Follow the laws.

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2. Sweet
3. Sophisticated
4. Awesome
5. Cool
6. Wow
7. The best
8. Nice
9. Funny
10. Pretty
11. Her heart is big like a hammer
12. Nice drawings
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14. Her hair is pretty
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