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10/6/1994
They think they’re so cool because they’re cheerleaders. But they’re not.
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10/7/1995
I swear they’re flag illiterate.
— At her marching band festival
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8/17/1996
I was so... didn’t know what to do.
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8/22/1996
My last name is a verb.
- (Hunt)
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11/11/2000
Here, have a mind of your own.
- Describing the way Alison throws her bowling ball
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3/11/2001
And most of us have really well grammar.
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8/28/2001
A number is a number and if you’re going to fuck around with it... it’s not real.
— About math
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11/23/2001
What, do you think I have an automatic memory?
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1/12/2002
I’m not a game.
- Responding to my saying “ding ding” every time she makes herself laugh.
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5/12/2002
I wouldn’t try to put one past me. I just passed genetics.
— Debating with our mom on how I got my lisp.
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9/25/2002
’Cause beef doesn’t fuckin’ bounce.
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11/10/2002
Your lungs get worse as you get older, but the candles get more.
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11/10/2002
I never thought I’d be 23, Jesus.
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11/30/2002
Good memories of bad times.
- About her first college house.
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12/24/2002
Kirsten: What are you doing?
Our mom: Taking my pill.
Kirsten: In the middle of handling hot bread?
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12/24/2002
I haven’t gotten shit-for-in-my-hand.
— Playing cards on Christmas Eve.
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11/12/2003
People at school were like ’when’s your birthday?” and I was like... “whatever”.
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12/24/2003
It doesn’t even matter if you plug it in. It remembers!
— About her breadmaker
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12/24/2003
I can’t even do it because my lungs are so healthy.
— About our mom’s boyfriend’s coarse laugh.
