- 7/16/2013 I'll draw you a sandwich and then you can eat this piece of paper.
- 7/21/2013 It was such a long week yesterday.
- 7/23/2013 Now I know how president Obama feels. - About the stress and flak that comes with being Pizza Club president at work, especially the rescheduling
- 2/28/2014 I don’t have anything gold except for my last name. (Goldshteyn)
- 2/28/2014 I have a really bad skiing story. I crashed and I woke up with the biggest wedgie.
- 6/24/2015 Thanks. I didn't know it would be so appropriate. - After my compliment of her dress at a wedding
- 9/19/2015 There're some words I don't like and some words I really really like.
- 9/24/2015 Ahhhh. I should have had more candy today. - This being this the very first thing she said after greetng me when I arrived at her house.
- 1/25/2016 Some people aren't funny and I pretend those people don't exist.